The Clit.
Legend and reality.
Elusive and mysterious
Once long ago, legend tells of a fantastical magic many people spoke of. An appendage, as small as a pea, that held the power to make any person orgasm. Even multiple times!.
Those without would say it's not real but I dear reader am here to tell you it is real. And I shall give you a treasure map to find it.
Step 1. Locate vulva. For some this part is very difficult but ressaure them that they are doing a great job as they are trying their best with their limited knowledge and stubby hands. If you need assistance refer to your anatomy textbook. They know what they’re talking about.
Step 2. Check to ensure your nails are trimmed. Much like a troll bridge, you shall not pass unless you grab the clippers. No person with a vagina wants wolverine in their business.
Step 3. Ask for consent. This is essential for if you do not you shall be cursed (with being a cunt piece of shit)
Step 4. Remove underwear from the person. Ensure you do not rip them. They are pretty and expensive.
Step 5. Use your fingers to press the Labia Majora upwards. And no, that is not the name of a constellation. This is the two outer lips, and be gentle for they have teeth and may bite.
Step 6. Look for a little ball the size of a popcorn kernel tucked in a cute little hood. Depending on the person it could be more tucked away so remain focussed and approach slowly.
Step 7. If found, congratulations this is the clit. Treat it nicely and with care. No dj-ing or flicking unless it's with your tongue.
Now go off and enjoy the wonders of orgasm for it will grant you much gold.
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